It must be nice having unlimited amounts of money and rich ass wife to go along with it. In preparation for the new Jolie-Pitt twins, Brad was recently reported spending absurd amounts of money on furniture and home furnishings, as The Scoop reports:

Baby daddy Brad Pitt traveled to Switzerland on June 3 for Design Miami/Basel, an art and design exhibition, according to an organizer of the event. While there, he dropped $293,000 on a marble table by designer Jeroen Verhoeven, ordered a rug made of aluminum thread that sells at $175 per square foot, and is considering purchasing a gold lacquer-coated fiberglass sofa by Zaha Hadid that will run him $300,000.

Academy Award winning actress Angelina Jolie, gave birth to twins overnight in France. The 2 new twins were fathered by Brad Pitt, now bring the couples total kid count to a whopping 6! 4 adopted children, and 2 biological. Do you think the twins will be good looking? Or butt ugly? The report came from a close friend of Jolie and Pitt, yet Brad and Angelina have yet to comment on the birth of the twins. As Reuters reports:

It was just two weeks ago that Jolie publicly acknowledged she was pregnant with twins during an interview at the Cannes Film Festival, where she was promoting the animated film “Kung Fu Panda” and the latest Clint Eastwood drama, “The Exchange.”

In Touch magazine reported this week that Jolie had been ordered to bed for the rest of her pregnancy and was due to give birth via a Caesarean section around mid-July.

Jolie and Pitt, 44, together have adopted 3-year-old daughter Zahara, 6-year-old son Maddox and 4-year-old son Pax. They also have a biological daughter, 22-month-old Shiloh.

Jolie, who turns 33 next month, won an Academy Award as best supporting actress for her role in the 1999 film “Girl, Interrupted.”

John Mayer has just branched out beyond music by putting out a parody video of “A Day in the Life of John Mayer”. Take a look at it… it’s actually pretty funny.

A Day in the Life of John Mayer

The Oceans 11, 12 and 13 star George Clooney turned 47 yesterday. I don’t know how, but this guy hasn’t aged a day in the last 2 decades. Guess that’s what millions and millions of dollars will do for you. That leads us to the next question… what do you get a guy who has absolutely everything, and the few things he doesn’t have, he can just go out and buy… what would you buy George Clooney for his birthday?

Kate Hudson appears on the new issue of People Magazine, the “Most Beautiful” issue. The annual “Most Beautiful issue compiles a list of the 100 most beautiful celebrities, many of which are really not that beautiful, but People Mag hit the nail on the head by selecting Kate Hudson for the cover.

The 29-year-old actress insists she doesn’t pay much attention to her looks and would rather spend time with her four-year-old son Ryder than treat herself to a manicure.

She said: “I even got to the point where I started waxing my own legs because I don’t have the time. I’d rather be home with Ryder sitting there waxing my legs. I haven’t gotten a facial in a million years. I don’t do those kinds of things. And when I do, I always think, ‘I should do this more often.’ “

MSNBC reports that Mariah Carey is supposedly engaged to rapper/hip-hopper Nick Cannon. Don’t you think he could have forked out a little more cheddar to get her a nicer ring? This damn thing looks like something you get at the supermarket vending machine.

It appears Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are ready to make beautiful music together.

A source close to Carey has confirmed to Access Hollywood that the music diva is engaged to Nick Cannon.

Reps for both singers were unavailable for comment.

The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting a dazzling new piece of bling on her ring finger at the after party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York.

A few months back Paula Abdul Appeared on Good Morning L.A. in what appeared to be a very intoxicated state. She was acting very strange, swaying all over in her chair, very giddy and slurring words. Paula denied any reports of her being drunk or high… That is hysterical, she was absolutely hammered, any one in their right mind can clearly see this! Watch the video, and post your opinion whether or not she is drunk in the comment section below. Links to the videos below.

Puala Abdul Drunk Video

Paula Abdul Drunk Video #2

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Amy Winehouse is one classy lady. As The Sun reports:

The junkie singer, 24, is to be quizzed by police after claims she HEADBUTTED a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar.

Rehab star Amy, said to have PUNCHED a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs.

How great is that? Some sorry dude hails her a cab and she turns around and headbutts the fool.

I had a feeling that this broad couldn’t hack it on her own… she needs a spunky sidekick like Matt Lauer to survive. Let’s face it… nobody likes Katie Couric.

In the same week that the public learned that CBS and Katie Couric had held secret talks about her future as anchor of “CBS Evening News,” the third-place newscast sank to a record ratings low.

The “Evening News” averaged 5.39 million viewers, according to data from Nielsen Media Research for the week of April 14. Besides the reports about Ms. Couric leaving that emerged that week, CBS News had to deny a report that it has considered outsourcing some newsgathering to CNN.

The newscast, which made history when Ms. Couric became the first solo female anchor on a network evening broadcast, lost 150,000 viewers from the previous week’s average of 9.56 million.

“NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams” showed week-to-week growth with an average of 8.17 million total viewers. Of those 2.39 million were in the key news demographic of 25- to 54-year-olds.

ABC’s “World News With Charles Gibson” averaged 7.51 million viewers, 2.22 million of them in the key demo, down 520,000 viewers and 320,000 viewers, respectively, from the previous week.
Ms. Couric’s “Evening News” averaged 1.69 million viewers in the key news demo, a decline of 70,000 from the previous week.

On April 18, Leslie Moonves, the CBS president and CEO who wooed and won Ms. Couric from NBC’s “Today” show with a $15 million-per-year contract, made an appearance at an “Evening News” staff meeting, addressing the issue of Ms. Couric’s future. He told workers he is proud of Ms. Couric and the newscast and that she would be the network’s flagship anchor for a long time to come.

Source: TV Week

5. Danny DeVito Lit Up on The View

4. Tracy Morgan Plowed in El Pas

3. Ben Affleck Loaded and Horney

2. David Hasselhoff Hammered With Hamburger

1. Paris Hilton Blitzed and Racist!

Paris, drinking and your typical slurs against blacks, Jews and lesbians

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