Amy Winehouse is one classy lady. As The Sun reports:

The junkie singer, 24, is to be quizzed by police after claims she HEADBUTTED a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar.

Rehab star Amy, said to have PUNCHED a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs.

How great is that? Some sorry dude hails her a cab and she turns around and headbutts the fool.

I had a feeling that this broad couldn’t hack it on her own… she needs a spunky sidekick like Matt Lauer to survive. Let’s face it… nobody likes Katie Couric.

In the same week that the public learned that CBS and Katie Couric had held secret talks about her future as anchor of “CBS Evening News,” the third-place newscast sank to a record ratings low.

The “Evening News” averaged 5.39 million viewers, according to data from Nielsen Media Research for the week of April 14. Besides the reports about Ms. Couric leaving that emerged that week, CBS News had to deny a report that it has considered outsourcing some newsgathering to CNN.

The newscast, which made history when Ms. Couric became the first solo female anchor on a network evening broadcast, lost 150,000 viewers from the previous week’s average of 9.56 million.

“NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams” showed week-to-week growth with an average of 8.17 million total viewers. Of those 2.39 million were in the key news demographic of 25- to 54-year-olds.

ABC’s “World News With Charles Gibson” averaged 7.51 million viewers, 2.22 million of them in the key demo, down 520,000 viewers and 320,000 viewers, respectively, from the previous week.
Ms. Couric’s “Evening News” averaged 1.69 million viewers in the key news demo, a decline of 70,000 from the previous week.

On April 18, Leslie Moonves, the CBS president and CEO who wooed and won Ms. Couric from NBC’s “Today” show with a $15 million-per-year contract, made an appearance at an “Evening News” staff meeting, addressing the issue of Ms. Couric’s future. He told workers he is proud of Ms. Couric and the newscast and that she would be the network’s flagship anchor for a long time to come.

Source: TV Week

5. Danny DeVito Lit Up on The View

4. Tracy Morgan Plowed in El Pas

3. Ben Affleck Loaded and Horney

2. David Hasselhoff Hammered With Hamburger

1. Paris Hilton Blitzed and Racist!

Paris, drinking and your typical slurs against blacks, Jews and lesbians

This post was guest blogged by The SofaKing - Drink Recipes and Drinking Games

Kiefer proves that he is a pirate by boarding a Christmas Tree. This is actually a clip from I Trust You to Kill Me, a documentary following Kiefer’s band on tour. Kiefer is nothing more than just a road manager for the band.

This post was guest blogged by The SofaKing - Drink Recipes and Drinking Games

So, with the redesign of our site, we also had our logo redesigned. Take a look at the logo below and let us know what you think of it!

The Chicago Cubs jersey has never looked so good as it did last Friday when Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch of the game to catcher Ryan Dempster. Another brilliant publicity stunt by Victoria’s Secret.

Kim Kardashian made a trip to Mexico with her boyfriend Reggie Bush and her sisters. While there Kim tried to finagle a promotional deal with Ed Hardy. The condition? No more clothes for a certain big-footed herp-ulon. Page Six reports:

She managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. “She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she’ll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes,” said our insider. “But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn’t give any more clothes to Paris.”

Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with best friend Nicole Richie. The two would wed their respective hunchback Madden brothers Benji and Joel, according to Page Six:

Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

This just goes to show what an idiot this chick is. If this actually happens, Nicole Ritchie will fall into Paris Hiltion’s IQ range… zero. And for their husbands/fiances??? Lord have mercy on their souls.

I can’t think of another family I hate more than the Lohans. (Keep in mind the Jessica Simpson family is a close second). There is not a single member of that family that has any redeemable qualities. The father is an attention-seeking ex-con loser, I’m simply waiting for Lindsay to OD, her younger sister is as talentless as Ashley Simpson, their younger brother can’t be a decent person and then there’s the mom. Does the Child Protective Services get payouts from the Lohans? Are they turning a blind eye for a reason? The matron leader of the Lohans should be arrested and then drawn, quartered, and turned into stew and fed to the homeless. She’s an amazingly horrible person who is trying to live her life through her pathetic children.

I don’t mean to sound so evil, but is it wrong to pray that Dina dies a horrible death. Maybe I shouldn’t say horrible death because that could involve others. Maybe she’ll die from a brain aneurysm in her sleep. That would be great. The children would have a chance to live a semi-normal life… as long as the father isn’t around.

So 3 cheers to a blood clot in the brain.. hip hip hooray… hip hip hooray… hip hip hooray!!!!

We’re currently overhauling our entire site to release a new and improved 6th and final version of Am I A Celebrity. The new site will have much improved features over the current site along with an updated design too. Here are some of the new features that you can look forward to:

• Monthly winners
• Walk of Fame
• Comment on users and pictures
• Send your page to friends to have them vote for you
• Spam vote filter
• And much more

Stay tuned, and visit our blog frequently to keep an eye out for new updates and changes.