I can’t think of another family I hate more than the Lohans. (Keep in mind the Jessica Simpson family is a close second). There is not a single member of that family that has any redeemable qualities. The father is an attention-seeking ex-con loser, I’m simply waiting for Lindsay to OD, her younger sister is as talentless as Ashley Simpson, their younger brother can’t be a decent person and then there’s the mom. Does the Child Protective Services get payouts from the Lohans? Are they turning a blind eye for a reason? The matron leader of the Lohans should be arrested and then drawn, quartered, and turned into stew and fed to the homeless. She’s an amazingly horrible person who is trying to live her life through her pathetic children.

I don’t mean to sound so evil, but is it wrong to pray that Dina dies a horrible death. Maybe I shouldn’t say horrible death because that could involve others. Maybe she’ll die from a brain aneurysm in her sleep. That would be great. The children would have a chance to live a semi-normal life… as long as the father isn’t around.

So 3 cheers to a blood clot in the brain.. hip hip hooray… hip hip hooray… hip hip hooray!!!!