5. Danny DeVito Lit Up on The View

4. Tracy Morgan Plowed in El Pas

3. Ben Affleck Loaded and Horney

2. David Hasselhoff Hammered With Hamburger

1. Paris Hilton Blitzed and Racist!

Paris, drinking and your typical slurs against blacks, Jews and lesbians

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