5. Danny DeVito Lit Up on The View

4. Tracy Morgan Plowed in El Pas

3. Ben Affleck Loaded and Horney

2. David Hasselhoff Hammered With Hamburger

1. Paris Hilton Blitzed and Racist!

Paris, drinking and your typical slurs against blacks, Jews and lesbians

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Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with best friend Nicole Richie. The two would wed their respective hunchback Madden brothers Benji and Joel, according to Page Six:

Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

This just goes to show what an idiot this chick is. If this actually happens, Nicole Ritchie will fall into Paris Hiltion’s IQ range… zero. And for their husbands/fiances??? Lord have mercy on their souls.